You’ll notice at the bottom of each Poodles vs. Penguins episode is a tally. That’s the up-to-the-minute tally of confirmed kills in the war to end all wars.
You and I are witnessing this conflict after centuries of battles, hence the ridiculously high body count. At some point, we may interview the Poodle General and the Admiral Penguin on historic victories and defeats, but until then, we will simply have to linger on the sidelines as this bloodbath continues on.
And now for today’s bloodletting.